Jerry Springer - Wikiquote (2024)

Gerald Norman "Jerry" Springer (February 13, 1944 – April 27, 2023) was a British-born American broadcaster. He hosted The Jerry Springer Show television program and a talk radio program called Springer on the Radio on Air America Radio. He was Democratic mayor of Cincinnati, Ohio, United States from 1977 to 1978.

• Good luck to all of our guests, hope you can find some happiness in your future endeavours..., ...until next time, take care of yourself and each other.
  • Springer's common beginning and ending to his lectures

• ...yes, because back in my day, Abraham Lincoln was president and sex was just being invented. [A sarcastic response to a guest in an episode seen c. 2009

• The GNP by itself is no mark of our national achievement. For it includes smokestacks that pollute, drugs that destroy, and ambulances which clear our highways of human wreckage. It includes a mugger's knife, a rioter's bomb, and Oswald's rifle, but if the GNP tells us all this, there is much that it does not tell us. It says nothing about the health of our families, the quality of their education, or the joy of their play.
  • from a speech given circa 1970 to citizens in Cincinnati Ohio.
  • This American Life, Ep. 258, (January 30, 2004), Leaving the Fold; Act One.
  • PLEASE NOTE that this quote borrows very heavily, in substance and form, from a 1968 speech by Robert F. Kennedy [1].

• My campaign is based upon the proposition that the answers to the problems which currently plague our cities, our towns, and our homes, are not to be found in the decisions in Washington. They are instead to be found in the hearts, minds and resources of our own people here at home.
  • from a speech given circa 1970 to citizens in Cincinnati Ohio.
  • This American Life, Ep. 258, (January 30, 2004), Leaving the Fold; Act One.

• Okay bear with me this'll be a little tough. You should know this isn't the first time I thought about leaving. I thought about it some twenty years ago when a check that would soon become a part of Cincinnati folklore, made me see life from the bottom. To be honest, a thought about ending it all crossed my mind, but a more reasonable alternative seemed to be 'hey how about just leaving town? Running away? Starting life over, some place else?' You see, in political terms as well as human, here in Cincinnati, I was dead. But then in the, probably, the luckiest decision I ever made, I decided 'No! I'm staying put!' I would withstand all the jokes, all the ridicule. I'd pretend it didn't hurt, and I would give every ounce of my being to Cincinnati. 'Why in time,' I was thinking, 'you'd have to like me. Or if not like me, at least respect me.' And I'd run for council even unendorsed. And I'd prove to you I could be the best public servant you ever had, or I'd die trying. Be it as a mayor, an anchor, or a commentator, whatever it took, I was determined to have you know that I was more than a check and a hooker on a one night stand. But something happened along the way. Maybe it's God's way of teaching us. I don't know, but you see? In trying to prove something to you, I learned something about me. I learned that I had fallen in love with you. With Cincinnati. With you who taught me more about life, and caring, and forgiving, and also most importantly, giving. Giving something back. Which is part of the reason... I have been... Excuse me. So sad this week. why... Why it's so hard to say goodbye. God bless you, and goodbye.
  • his final commentary at NBC's WLWT in Ohio, January 1993
  • This American Life, Ep. 258, (January 30, 2004), Leaving the Fold; Act One.

• I still do politics but I do it behind the scenes now. So that's still my passion. It's what I believe most strongly in, and I love that. Do I miss being in elective politics? Sometimes. This show is fun to do, my American show, and it's obviously silly, sometimes stupid. It gives me a good living and I enjoy it but I'm not passionate about it like I am about politics.
  • Chatshow Net interview with Lara Lewington (July 13, 2001)

• Hi, do you me? My face is seen around Cincinnati constantly. But when I travel, say across state lines people don’t know me, Jerry Springer, from Jerry Ford. That’s way I carry this, the American Express Card. It’s the card that good at thousands of clubs and motels across the river. I can even get hassle free check approval. For quick and enjoyable entertainment it can’t be beat, just like me.
  • WEBN spoof ad recored by Jerry Springer
  • This American Life, Ep. 258, (January 30, 2004) Leaving the Fold; Act One.

• The overarching issue, as I see it, is the elitism of America's political system; the fact that regular, ordinary Americans aren't considered in policy debates or legislation, and regularly get shafted by the powers-that-be in Washington.
  • Democratic Veteran, interview with Jo Fish (June 23, 2003)

• I opposed the war in Iraq because I did not believe it was in our national security interest, and I still don't. What we did was akin to taking a baseball bat to a beehive. Our primary security threat right now is terrorism ---and by doing what we did in Iraq, we've managed to alienate a good part of the world and most of the allies whose intelligence and other help we need to combat and defeat terrorism.
  • Democratic Veteran, interview with Jo Fish (June 23, 2003)

• I'm not conflicted. Because I know. There's me, and there's the show.
  • This American Life, Ep. 258, (January 30, 2004), Leaving the Fold; Act One.

• I create this persona for the show. And that's what it is. I'm an act.
  • This American Life, Ep. 258, (January 30, 2004), Leaving the Fold; Act One.

• Life is what it is, and you take what's handed, and you work as hard as you can, and hopefully you'll be successful, but I just don't spend too much time worrying about that. I do my show and I've always said it's a stupid show, and I've had a wonderful life because of it and all that, but I've never for a second thought that it's important. It's trivial. It's chewing gum. I recognize that. Once you do something that's significant in life, all this other stuff is just a way to eat.
  • This American Life, Ep. 258, (January 30, 2004), Leaving the Fold; Act One.

• The Statue of Liberty means everything. We take it for granted today. We take it for granted. Remember the Statue of Liberty stands for what America is. We as Democrats have to remind ourselves and remind the country the great principles we stand for. This is a place of protection. This is not a country of bullies. We are not an empire. We are the light. We are the Statue of Liberty.
  • Speech (January 2003).
  • This American Life, Ep. 258, 01/30/04, Leaving the Fold; Act One.

• Country comes before politics.
  • Springer On The Radio for Air America Radio (July 15, 2005)

• I should get a weekend show where all I do is play country music.
  • Springer On The Radio for Air America Radio (July 22, 2005)

• Showbiz is a job. I never take it too seriously. I work hard, but I never pretend it’s life or death. I’m just incredibly lucky.
  • Interview with Rebecca Hardy, Daily Mail 'Weekend' magazine (June 27, 2009)

• The bias against the show is purely elitist. We’re all like the people on the show – the difference is that some of us speak better, or were born richer. There’s nothing that happens on my show that rich people don’t experience.
  • Interview with Rebecca Hardy, Daily Mail ‘Weekend’ magazine (June 27, 2009) commenting on The Jerry Springer Show.

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